What if I were a Product?
{ Life }
May 4, 2005
How would I be marketed?
* Cruelty-free – never tested on animals
* 28% less fat than most Americans
* No money down, no payments…ever
* Folds for easy storage
* Compatible with select male model #DLH1
* Cleans in just minutes
* Never dulls
* Won’t chip or rust like those OTHER brands
(edited to please the peanut gallery)
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All male models? I’d think that “certain” or “select” would be more appropriate in describing the Danger 5000.
Oooh… yeah. I’m gonna have to go ahead and sort of… disagree with you there LDG. Yeah.
Sasha