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Lunch Walk: Holy Crap! Beavers?!!11

October 9th, 2007

Beaver Damage! I was on my daily constitutional, minding my own business and listening to a lecture about the racial constructs of 17th- and 18th-century Latin American and Brazilian societies on my iPhone, expecting the rain to start at any moment, when, lo! I pass the fire station located right next to the Hawthorne Bridge along the Eastside Promenade–and a bunch of the oak trees there are being cleaned up by a city crew. Upon closer look, I notice that these hadn’t been cut down by people.

“What…?” I started asking the closest tree crew fellow.

“Beavers,” he answered cheerfully.

Seriously?

“Yeah!”

This is about three blocks from work, in the middle of the city, granted next to a river, but a very wide, un-beaver-dam-able river, see.

2 Responses to “Lunch Walk: Holy Crap! Beavers?!!11”

  1. tODD Says:

    Okay, pardon me, but “I was on my daily constitutional, minding my own business and listening to a lecture about the racial constructs of 17th- and 18th-century Latin American and Brazilian societies on my iPhone, expecting the rain to start at any moment …” is such a cliched intro. If I had a dime … :)

    My question is how they made it across the Morrison Bridge. That thing is horrible for pedestrians, much less rodent pedestrians.

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