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Things that Make Me Feel Old

April 4th, 2008
  • I slipped and fell in the bathtub last night. I’m growing a big ol’ bruise. Just like an old woman.
  • I passionately hate the teenage taggers that bedevil my neighborhood.
  • Madonna is fifty.
  • Almost everyone around me has or is currently cultivating children.
  • It’s getting awfully hard to have five drinks and stay out til 2a.m. on school nights.
  • I actually remember to send thank-you cards.

You? Getting old, too? Or am I alone in this?

5 Responses to “Things that Make Me Feel Old”

  1. brett Says:

    People born in 1990 are starting college.

  2. autumn Says:

    as one of those “currently has” there is nothing more old-making than offsring. word.

  3. autumn Says:

    also, said offspring thinks you have the coolest life. ever. your many pets may have something to do with this feeling, but she also likes mr. pencil a good deal. like THAT. which also makes me feel old.

  4. Alan I. Says:

    I spent the week in a F2F where planning ruled the day and partying ruled the night. Our first night of partying, left many of us slow and low on Tuesday morning. Therefore, I can relate to your drinking on a school night comment.

    P.S. Pitbulls scare the b-jesus out of me too. Bad dog owner, bad.

  5. Matt G Says:

    I’ve felt old on many occasions recently. Probably most so when at my school’s prom last year, “livin on a prayer” came on, and another teacher pointed out that most the people in the room weren’t born when that song came out.

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