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The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel

July 9th, 2008

Too busy to blog properly this week, but enjoy this well-crafted gem about the trans-continental pneumatic burrito pipeline.

The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel: “By the time they pass Stockton three minutes later the burritos will be traveling faster than the Concorde, floating on an invisible magnetic cushion as they plunge into the lithosphere.”

(Via @peat via Twitter.)

One Response to “The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel”

  1. Richard Lidzbarski Says:

    This is one of those peculiar little institutions that people take VERY seriously. Personally I will add relish… yeah, you heard me… when feeling subversive. As for Miracle Whip I’ll know Portland is no longer Weird when New Seasons carries it. Apocalypse.

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