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This Week in Pencilhaven

September 17th, 2008
  • Though I’m still suffering from a surfeit of math after this summer’s calculus fest, it was interesting to hear an acapella male choir perform an interpretation of the proof of the Quadratic Formula last night at the Bagdad Theater. This was after listening to Neal Stephenson read from his new novel, Anathem, which I failed to score in an advance reader copy but instead paid for like a regular person.
  • We traveled to Sunriver, Ore. over the weekend. It’s like someone had pre-ordered Lyza-tailored weather. It was sublime: wafty and lightly breezy and dry and fragrant and hot-warm during the day; coldish and full of clarity at night so we could have fires and smell like smoke and cured meats. I taught a nine-year-old how to smell Ponderosas and it was very fulfilling. If you don’t know about smelling Ponderosas, try smelling one sometime. Just poke your schnozz into the gaps in the bark. The aroma ranges from butterscotch to vanilla to caramelized god. It’s a life-altering thing and you’ll never stop smelling them once you start.
  • Re-visited the High Desert Museum just south of Bend, Ore. I got to see three of my transcendently favorite things: bobcats, otters and burrow owls.
  • Insomnia is back again; stupid medications for Crohn’s. I’ve been doing a lot of staying up until 3am printing. On the other hand, I’m almost done with my first project, which is an homage to Robert Fagles.
  • Wild and nonstop geekery.
  • Finally tried The Green Dragon’s absinthe. They have a fountain there with ice water in it and do the preparation and the sweetening for you. Risking accusations of blasphemy, I’m going to have to say that I wasn’t impressed. It was murky and lukewarm and made my tongue feel scrapey.
  • Mr. Pencil is now collecting weird, edible plants. The greenhouse roster includes: cacao, tea, miracle fruit, vanilla, and coffee.
  • Smelling Ponderosa: Image Kindly Stolen from Autumns Site

    Smelling Ponderosa: Image Kindly Stolen from Autumn's Site

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2 Responses to “This Week in Pencilhaven”

  1. Catherine from Cork Says:

    I feel the same way about manzanita which smell like watermelon. That and I so love the color of the bark. On the Irish side, gorse (furze) in bloom smells like a cross between vanilla and pineapple. Very exotic smell on a cold spring walk through the mists.

  2. juliejulie Says:

    Hi Lyza - glad you enjoyed your jaunt to Central Oregon! Stop by the new and fabulous printmaking/letterpress studio we started: http://www.atelier6000.com Many wonderful workshops coming up. This weekend is book making with Roberta Lavador. Last weekend we did steam roller prints!

    Cheers,

    juliejulie

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This Week in Pencilhaven

January 28th, 2008

I’m still heartily distracted by the fun lumps in my ‘ppendix (CT scan tomorrow, surgery…soonish?), but here are some other things to keep you distracted:

  •  Trying to decide whether the $125 minimum order at Nicky’s game/meats justifies our need for sourcing duck fat for making duck confit.
  •  David bought a brazer. I confess I didn’t even know what brazing was, nor why we need to be able to do it at home. The latter still eludes me. Something to do with creating beer, I guess.
  • I have radioactive milkshakes in my fridge. They will make me extra glowy when I get all scanned.
  • I’m a local tech scene debutante. I have come out (again, for the first time in years). Who knew there were so many professional events to attend? Most with free alcohol, no less.
  • Floordog seems skinnier. Mr. Pencil has been feeding her less. She spends a lot of time licking the floor in the kitchen.
  • David’s car got broken into (smashed window) Saturday night. Damage as per usual less than insurance deductible. Lost: backpack full of climbing gear and shoes.
  • I made sugary cookies with Ibarra, cayenne and chunky sea salt on top. Did I mention I’d been drinking? FAIL.
  • For your amusement.

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4 Responses to “This Week in Pencilhaven”

  1. Alan Says:

    Hello Lyza,
    I was a big fan of yours at Intel and I am glad to see you thriving at Cloud. I’m sorry to haer about your health condition, but it reads like you are dealing with it. I’m up in Portland often and think one of these days I will trip into you at Starbucks near the HF campus. It could happen right :) Best wishes, Alan

  2. Preston Says:

    The CT contrast in your fridge almost certainly is not radioactive.

    It’s probably barium sulfate, which is given to help contrast abdominal and pelvic organs during the scan. They’ll also probably inject you with an iodine contrast when you get your scan, and that also isn’t radioactive.

    The only part of the CT scan that is radioactive is the radiation from the scanner itself. If memory serves, an abdomen CT scan has the same radiation as 500 chest x-rays, or about the same radiation you would get from 3.3 years in the sun :(

  3. lyza Says:

    Preston–Thanks for setting me straight. I hate to further bad information into the Internets. I was basing it on something vague Mr. Pencil said :).

  4. Jim Says:

    Hello Lyza, Uwajimaya or New Seasons should be able to satisfy all your duck fat needs.

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